This is a Holiday Card I sent out to the unlucky masses who have had e-mail dealings with me. Tim Porter won the Bottle of Clam Juice [It's an INTERACTIVE HOLIDAY CARD & I ran a contest with it]. I haven't given it to him yet...I'm going to his wedding in two weeks, so he'll get his prize along with my tasteful wedding card [Did you download that yet?].

Anyhow, download this puppy. Print it up, fill it out and send it along... in the middle of August? You'd probably really freak out your grandmother if you did. Then you could show up at her house in a coat and mittens [the kind that attach to each other through your sleeves] brush off some fake snow...then tell me about it. Or draw a cartoon. Or something. Do something.

If you know me in e-land you'll get a brand new INTERACTIVE CARD this coming Holiday Season, or in September. Whichever comes first.